man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

Nurse, he mumbles from behind the mask, Are my tes/ticles black?

Embarrassed, the young student replies, I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet.

He struggles again to ask,Nurse are my tes/ticles black?

Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his pe nis in one hand and his test icles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says,There is nothing wrong with them.

Fnally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies
That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?